The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana Joke
19. Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All.
18. A Day Without Pot is Like School.
17. Weed My Lips!
16. Hey, America – Let’s Blow This joint!
15. What’s So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?
14. Obey Your Jones.
13. Hemp: The world’s practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and
necklaces and stuff.
12. It’s Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!
11. Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime.
10. Official Sponsor of the NBA.
9. Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi. Dude! I totally fucked that
8. Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke.
7. This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.
6. When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?
5. SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we just think it?)
4. Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads.
2. It’s the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie
and the number 1 logan for legalized marijuana.
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Poetic Colorado Cannabis-ism: A friend with weed is a friend indeed!
Poetic Cannabis Slogan of the Day: Don’t panic, it’s organic!
Cannabis Poetry: We smoke pot and we like it a lot.
Q. What do you call poetry by a pigeon out in a marijuana field?
A. High Coo!
Pothead Point to Ponder: If you laugh at funny weed jokes, but groan at pot poetry puns, do you have high standards?
Herb is the gift from the earth, and nothing worse, so before you knock it try it first, to see it’s a blessing and not a curse!
Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey iWeed, you must be as dope as pot seed, because right now you’re all I need.
Q. What is it called when a Japanese poet smokes weed and then overthrows the Shogun?
A. High Coup.
Q. Which Kind of cannabis is the best you can find?
A. Yes, it really is intense and one-of-a-kind!
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. – Bob Marley
Classic 420 Cannabis Slogan: As a part of a balanced breakfast, don’t forget your Weedies!
Colorado Tourism Slogan: Weed like to welcome you.
Q. What do Denverites call poetry by a mourning doves hanging around a marijuana grow house?
A. High Coo!
Marijuana Mantra of the Day: Join the marijuana movement, it’s a joint effort.
Stoner Poetry Pick-Up Line: You must be as dope as weed, because right now you’re all I need.
Colorado Legal Pot Poetry: I like to smoke that lovely grass, so all you Feds can kiss my ass.
Baked Quote of the Day: Of course I know how to roll a joint. – Martha Stewart.
Potted Poem of the Day: If everybody did a bong, and toked a bunch of weed, we’d all get along, that is agreed!
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake. – Bill Hicks.
Q. What do stoners always take along when hunting for clarity in Colorado?
A. Deep thoughts and High-powered contact lenses.
Smokin’ Poetic 420 Quip: If you don’t like weed puns, you’re ganja have a bad time.
Shortest Stoner Poem: Weed.
The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is an always has been cannabis. – Willie Nelson.
Poetic Stoner Wisdom of the Day: Green ganja grass really kicks your ass.
Colorado Cannabis Point to Ponder: Why isn’t there a network sitcom or even a cable reality show about a Denver pot shop?
That is not a drug. It’s a leaf. – Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Potted Poem Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, you are no longer a Chonger because you already toke my breath away!
If laughter is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh, doesn’t that make marijuana the best medicine?
It makes me feel the way I need to feel. – Snoop Dogg.
Red, Green, Blue 420 Point to Ponder: In dog years, Willie Nelson is 420, isn’t he?
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. – Bob Marley.
Colorado Cannabis-ism Mantra: Help eradicate road rage in our lifetime!
Q. Why don’t little green men get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road!
So Stoner Poetry: Yo planted a seed, so you got cha some weed.
Pot Poetry Pick-Up Line: Hey Mick, you’re such a hot pick, that I don’t even need my Bic!
Pothead Poem of the Day: I smoke pot. Yes, I think I smoke a lot.
Q. What does THC stand for?
A. Toke, Hold, Cough.
Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, come on along and bring your bong.
Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey, I wanna TH-See you naked!
Colorado Cannabis-ism Slogan: Weed. It’s not just for glaucoma any more!
Q. Which cheesy sitcom would be way funnier if it was about physicists smoking weed?
A. The Big Bong Theory.
Smokey Pot Poetry: Puff puff. That’s enough.
Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bud, my hydroponics grow can put your mind in the know.
Pointed Pothead Poetry Point to Ponder: Orange you glad nothing rhymes with joint?
Hot Blunt Pick-Up Line: Thank goodness I’m wearing gloves, because Maryjane, you’re just way too hot to handle.
Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey let’s go smoke some weed. Two puffs is all you’ll need.
Mile High 420 Marijuana Mantra of the Day: Just Doob It!
Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: High, wanna come along and smoke my bong?
Weed Poetry: When you pack it tight, a blunt is a wondrous sight.
Poetic Pot Pick-Up Line: Hi hottie, do you smoke weed? ‘Cause weed be great together is all I plead.
Classic Colorado Skier Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, wanna get up-lifted and go for a whirl?
Poetic Stoner Chef Pick-Up Line: Hi there, is your name Pot? ‘Cause you are so hot!
Nostalgic Colorado Cannabis-ism Slogan from the 1990s: Weed my lips!
Mile High Marijuana Mantra: Hey Colorado, let’s blow this joint!
Classic Colorado 420 Slogan: Can I be blunt?
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