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roll my joint

wie ken da nummer roll my joint ?? ut gaat ongeveer zo : roll roll roll my joint smook that pampo wiet. het is een engels nummer en dit nummer is daarvoor ook al uit gebeacht da deuntje maar is andere tekst op het is van iemand da lijkt op faryoman of zo maja als je het weet wil ju het dan zegge

AFRO MAN –>> GRAZY RAP

Wait a minute man

Ay check this out man

It was this blind man, right?

It was this blind man, right?

He was feelin’ his way down the street with this stick, right?

Ay, he walked past this fish market

You know what I’m sayin’?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said

Woo, good morning ladies

You like that shit man?

Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man

I tell you what

My man on the guitar

Ay, fool on the drums

Everybody just crowd ’round the mic

I tell you all these motherfuckin’ jokes I got man

So first I’m gonna start it off like this

Help me sing it home boy, come on

Said colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that’s all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

We can take our turn

Singin’ them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

It still takes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin’ high as hell flyin’ through Palm Dell

Skatin on datin rims

So roll, roll the 83

Cadallac Coupe Caville

If my tapes and my cd’s just don’t sell

I bet my Cavy will

Well it was just sundown in a small white town

They call it eastside Palm Dell

When the Afro Man walked through the white land

Houses went up for sale

Well I was standin’ on the corner sellin’ rap CD’s

when I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy

cuz I didn’t know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan

We fucked on the bed

Fucked on the flo’

Fucked so long I grew a fuckin’ afro

Then I fucked to the left

Fucked to the right

She sucked my dick ’til the shit turned white

I thought to myself

Sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin’ like a zebra

I put on my clothes and I was on my way

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

So I ran, I jumped out the back window

But her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo’

Oh, he beat me to the left

He beat me to the right

The @!#$ whooped my ass all night

But I ain’t mad at her prejudice dad

That’s the best damn pussy I ever had

Got a bad of weed and a bottle o’ wine

I’m a @!#$ that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that’s all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burn

We can take our turn

Singin’ them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

It still takes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin’ high as hell flyin’ through Palm Dell

Skatin on datin rims

So roll, roll the 83

Cadallac Coupe Caville

If my tapes and my cd’s just don’t sell

I bet my Cavy will

I met this lady in Hollywood

She had green hair but damn she looked good

I took her to my house

Cuz she was fine

But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan

Never made love with an African

I fucked her once

I fucked her twice

I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Don’t be amazed at the stories I tell ya

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties, too

So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii

Stuck it in her ass and she said I E

Lips was breakfast

Pussy was lunch

Then her titties busted open with Hawaiin punch

Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky

She said I’ll fry some chicken if you just bump me

I came in her mouth

It was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that’s all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burn

We can take our turn

Singin’ them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

It still takes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with hennessy

That country music really drove me crazy

But I rode that ass and said “Yes, Miss Daisy”

Met this lady in Oklahoma

Put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan I can’t wait ’til I @!#$ that bitch again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina

Fucked her ’til she turned into a white albina

Fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia

Came in her mouth now I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho

She just ran ‘cross the border of Mexico

Fine young thang said her name’s Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but I can’t afford it

I know I’m a cry when she get deported

Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that’s all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

We can take our turn

Singin’ them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

It still takes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went ova’ a girl’s house to @!#$

But the pussy just ain’t no good? (say what)

I mean you gettin’ upset cuz you can’t get her wet

Plus you in the wrong neighborhood

So you try to play it off and eat the pussy

But it take her so long to cum

Then a dude walk in

That’s her big boyfriend

And he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)

So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don’t bang)

You start talkin’ real fast (I don’t bang)

But he already mad cuz you fuckin’ his woman

So he start beatin’ on yo’ ass

Now ya clothes all muddy

Ya nose all bloody

Your dick was hard but now it’s all (what)

You thought you had a girl to rock your world

roll my joint wie ken da nummer roll my joint ?? ut gaat ongeveer zo : roll roll roll my joint smook that pampo wiet. het is een engels nummer en dit nummer is daarvoor ook al uit gebeacht da

Afroman roll my joint Lyrics

Wait a minute man,
Check this out man,
There was this blind man right
There was this blind man right he was spillin his way down the street with this
Stick right he walked pass this fish market u know wat Im sayin
He stoped he took a deep breath and he said
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Goooood morning ladies
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
U like that s___ man
I got a gang of that s___ man
Someone get on the guitars who on da drums
Every body just gang around the mic and ill tell u all this m____ f___in s___
But first Im gunna start it off like this help me sing it hom boy
Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat
The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and
Sell takes from here to hong kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feeling high as hell
Flyin through palm dale skating on pegged wheels
Soo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sell
I bet my cabby will
Well it was just sun down in a small white town they call it east side palm
Dale when the afro man walked through the white land houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner selling rap cds when I met a little girl
Named jan I let her ride in my caddy because I didnt know her daddy was the
Leader of the ku klux klan
We f___ed on the bed f___ed on the floor we f___ed soo long I grew a f___in afro
Then I f___ed to the left f___ed to the right she sucked my d___ till the s___
Turned white
I thought to my self shibba shibba got my a__ lookin like a zebra
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a
Chevrolet so I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting
With a 2 by 4 ohhhhhhh
He beat me to the left he beat me to the right the m____ f___a wooped my a__
All night
But I aint mad at her prejeduce dad thats the best d___ p____ I ever had!!
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine Im gunna f___ that b____ just 1 more
Time
Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat
The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and
Sell takes from here to hong kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out those seeds and stems feelin high as hell
Rollin through palm dale skating on pegged wheels
Soo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sell
I bet my cabby wheel
I met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but d___ she looked good I took
Her to my house cause she was fine but she wooooped out a d___ that was bigger
Than mine
I met this lady from j__an never made luv with an african I f___ed her once i
f___ed her twice I ate that p____ like shrimp fried rice
Dont be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of australia had a big b___ big t__ties too so i
Hoped
In her a__ like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from hawaii stuck it in her a__ and she said
Haaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lips were breakfast p____ was lunch then her t__ties
Busted open with hawaiian punch
Met cournel sanders wife in the state of kentucky she said she brought some
Chicken
If u just f___ me I came in her mouth it was a crises I gave her my secret
Blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat the dog
Smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them
Dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and sell takes from
Here to hong kong
I met dolly parten in tennessee her t__ties were filled with hennisy that
Country
Music really drove me crazzy but I rode that a__ and said yes miss dassi
Met this lady in oklahoma put that p____ in a coma
Met this lady in michigan cant wait till I f___ that b____ again
Met a real black girl down in south carolina f___ed her till she was turned to
A white albina
f___ this hooker in iowa I f___ed her on credit so I ow her
f___ed this girl down in joja came in her mouth man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful s__y ho she just ran across the boarder from mexico
Fine young 27er named messmirea I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know Im gon cry when she gets
Deported
Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat
The dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and
Sell takes from here to hong kong
Have u ever been ova a girls house to f___ but the p____ just aint no good
Say wat
And ur getting upset cause u cant get her wet plus ur in the wrong naighbourhood
Ahahahahahahhahahahaa
So u try and play it off and eat the p____ but it takin sooo long to come then
Her dude walk in thats her big boyfriend and he askes u were u from so u wipe
Ur mouth and try to explain u start talkin real fast but he all ready mad
Because u f___in his woman soo he starts beetin on ur a__
Now ur nose all b_____ ur close all muddy ur d___ was hard but now its soft u
Thought u had a girl to rock ur world but now u still gotta go jack off
Singing colt 45 and to zig zags baby thats all we need

Lyrics to song "roll my joint" by Afroman: Wait a minute man, Check this out man, There was this blind man right There was this blind man right he was spillin his way…