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Sneaking out to smoke weed

To all you people who can toke freely around your parents/siblings, or even with them, we ninja stoners are jealous. sneaking out of the house at midnight to rip a bowl on the porch while our parents sleep and tip-toeing around the house in the dark looking for munchie food. this next bowl is for all us ninja stoners who have to hide from our parents

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Had the same problem but I just got a vaporizer. Saved my life. 🙂

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i have to tiptoe up squeaky wooden stairs and then climb over my 18 year old brother while hes sleeping to get out his window because i can only smoke on the roof. if he or my dad caught me theyd kill me to death. am i a certified ninja stoner or what?

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haha all that shits so true. i wish i could get a vape but for now when summer comes gotta be all sneaky and shit

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lmao last night i was tryin to be all sneaky but i was so high i tripped and crashed into my parents tv. greatest visit ever haha

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imagine having to smoke in parking lots because you’re a teenager with no way of smoking at youre crib. Fry-days are either at the toys’r’us parking lot, at the mall lot, wall-mart parking lot, or at a parking building, all us kids like to call 13 floors. Ahhh 🙂 high times running from security and cops. talk about being a ninja huh? i love the adrenaline though 🙂

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ill smoke a bowl to that

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i agree, having to sneak around fucking blowws..

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Hell yeah! My homies have parents that let them smoke! Its BS! my mom is the biggest anti-marijuana parent in the world it fuckn sucks so bad! I have to walk to the park to smoke or do it when there not home. Sometimes even blow it out the window when it calls for desperate measures

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i do not personally have to sneak around but i give respect for people who do have to go through a little extra work to toke

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The worst part is having noisy woodfloors! No matter how hard I try not to make noise they always creak.

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wood floors queaking is like rape. no matter how u try and get around it..its just gonna happen

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sometimes when I sneak out I like to listen to the original James bond theme song on my iPod, it makes me feel so baller
-+ stoned bike riding is the best sport ever +-

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I love smoking a j or pipe on the balcony at night. Knowing my folks are asleep is very nice. Very peaceful and the cold night air is welcomed.
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Thats literally describing me right now

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While times have changed and now I can damn near smoke where ever the hell i want. My brother and I remember learning the art of stealth. sneaking out to an empty truck to smoke, sneaking back into the fridge and back downstairs at moms house. good times though.

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since my parents threw the light bill at me, i now use the laundry room for my sessions, no more ninja for me.

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our parents are strictly anti “vices” and they consider mj as a vice, but, me and my brother still gets our nightly dose, when everyone is asleep. plues, our floors are marble, and our parent’s rooms are upstairs with those noisecancelling white foamy things on their doors. :O

– i’ll be posted with my blunt and my brew

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someone’s parents bump uglies alot.

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Ya dude. Noise cancellation foam on the door? They mos def do.
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Is this going to be FOREVER?

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what the hell man, they put it on every door cause we have a karaoke machine in our livin room

– i’ll be posted with my blunt and my brew

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FO-SHO i never knew i was a true ninja until now

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i have to do that too. worse when no matter where you are in your yard, neighbors can see you and you live in a neighborhood of rich old people. they call the cops on anything. hotboxing my car right now in the garage while parents are at work. 🙂

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dude get a dog and be like i think i need a fence to keep the dog in problem solved

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I have to smoke my bowls in my tiny bathroom with the fan on 🙁

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eventhough ive been allowed to smoke weed in my house since i was 15, it’s not because my parents are cool with it it’s because i do it and they’re too lame to stop me. theres a list of problems that comes with the special ability of smoking in the house, which is rare, but it is nice as hell to have crushed ice in my bong every time i smoke.

at :20 or :50, it could be 4:20 somewhere.

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i remember i used ot do that shit when i started i wouldnt do it within a mile of my house or some shit like that but then i got really lazy and just opened up a window and some febreeze

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haha! story of my life. always trying to sneak a toke. now that im older i just open my window in my room and get a shitload of febreze. but ya the good times trying not to creak the walls

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i know what you mean man when i first started i would always have to sneak a bowl here and there, but now i’ve hit a point where it’s just like fuck it and i smoke in my room all the time now. just remember to have some Axe or Tag handy 😉

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on wood floors just slide your feet dont steep

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bro thats so true i never really realized that i was a true ninja

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This is sooo me! I sneak out to my little tent I keep set up all summer. Last night I had a friend over and we went our though when we thought everyone was asleep. My younger sister woke up and found us out side b/c my friend left the door open when we went out.

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i’ll let you know how Mission Blaze works out tonight 🙂

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South Park is my bible

well, my mom doesnt care to the fact that i smoke weed. but if i did it around the house she might get mad. thats why i wait til the house is empty or she is asleep. doin it at 2am still calls for crazy ninja skills. i still havent figured out how to keep the microwave quiet though

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I am tokin to that! I used to be sneaky as fuck before I found my new ninja disguise. “No mom, im not stoned. im just really drunk.” She would rather me drunk than stoned.

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my mom is just the oppoisite:p
that’s also the reason I’m allowed to smoke now I’m 16(age limit for beer and other Login or register to post comments

i love sneaking out while everyone was still awake smoking then sneaking back in and no one would know but me

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i love sneaking out while everyone was still awake, smoking then sneaking back in and no one would know but me

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dude ive had to ninja my ass through 3 weddings this summer. kicked ass cause at one of them i smoked with the groom, best man, and one of the groomsman 50 feet away from the reception. it was bomb haha, but yes i hate not having tight rents to let me smoke

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story of my life

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Sorry guys, my dad just so happens to be a stoner and he’s the only one I live with. And I don’t wanna make the situation worse by mentioning it, but I get free weed too. @[email protected]

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lucky you guys, i can only smoke once every few weeks cause for 1, i dont buy cause my little brother just smokes all of it and a friend jipped me out of $200 before (we’re no longer friends), and 2, it is impossible for me to sneak out cause my house is alarmed, so all you guys are lucky

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My sister and I have been partners in crime since the very first day we smoked. Nothing has brought us together like the constant covering for eachother. Like. when I’m too high, she offers to take front when our mom picks us up. or I tell my mom that she’s been crying about some dude or something silly like that, and THAT’S why her eyes are so red.
Many times have we almost gotten caught, but we pulled through and continue to blaze to this day! We smoked twice today already; once early this morning, and then again right now as our mom does grocery shopping. We’re bonafide ninja stoners!

*Midnight Tokers Unite*

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Oh my god thats what i was 30 minutes ago. did i write this?

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Guys im gonna save your life. its a little device called a like a sploof or bounce blower. but to make it you take pop bottle/can dryer sheets, like sented ones, fabric softener or w.e. and you need a knife, i prefer to use a pop can because you cant see the inside of them, but you take the bottle/can and the knife and cut holes into the bottom, and put 3-6 dryer sheets inside depending on how big the can or bottle is, just enough there doesnt need to be too much. and then when you pack your bowl, only fill it enough for a toke you know you can take. if you dont have a bowl and are smoking joints all the time, just make a piece which can be done with almost anything as long as you have some tin foil. even youtube how to make a pipe, and then the smoke you blow out (as long as none escapes) will smell like you dryer sheets 🙂

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How did he know about me.

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when walking up and down stairs the creak try walking at he tip of the steps

also this is me in a nut shell
i love sneaking around when they are home and taking a toke out side this door in the room with the comp
this room is were i prepare all my smoking at night

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haha i used to do the sneaking around after i smoked in my bathroom (i have a bathroom in my room) and then id try to sneak up ever-so-quietly and id make sure i shut the cabinet door very quietly and then tiptoe around cringing everytime the floor creaked. eventually i got smart enough to prepare before i smoked by grabbing a shitload of food and then hiding it in my room so that way when i smoked like 2 hours later i would find it and it would be like gold 🙂

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This is funny! I remember having to smoke literaly in my closet while i blew out the smoke in a thick blanket, then sit by my window while i smoked a clove cigarrette! If you think about it, it’s kinda one of the fun things about being high (the fear of getting cought!)

To all you people who can toke freely around your parents/siblings, or even with them, we ninja stoners are jealous. sneaking out of the house at midnight to rip a bowl on the porch while our parents sleep and tip-toeing around the house in the dark looking for munchie food. this next bowl is for all us ninja stoners who have to hide from our parents