perfect bible paper joints every time
- Aug 10, 2015
We all know what its like to run out of rolling papers, and for those of us that prefer joints, that can really suck.
Well I’ve been smoking for a while, and I’ve learned to roll a mean joint. I’ve rolled from regular papers to coffee filters, and i’ve learned that in a pinch, bible paper is closest to rolling papers.
Why? because most bible paper is rolling paper (technically speaking). Usually its rice or hemp paper, but sometimes its wood paper. But it’s typically thin.
So heres what you do: Take a bible (or any suitable replacement) cut out a blank part in the size of your preferred rolling paper, and fold down the middle. Take a toothpick or similar and stick it in a bottle of honey (i’ve also had success with the glue strips on envelopes, lick them and rub them on to the paper and when it dries you have a seal just like a rolling paper) then lightly and evenly smear a line on one of the long edges, this is your glue strip.
Add your herb and optional roach, and roll as normal. If the honey has dried you can lick it like a glue strip (and enjoy a nice taste), otherwise just roll up and it will hold. The thinner the paper the better the hold.
If im smoking the joint myself I’ll usually lick the entire joint until it’s suitably damp, then bake it with my lighter.
The experience and taste is typically no different than any other bleached rolling paper. And as long as you roll tight and distributed the weed evenly, it should burn nice and even (and slow) with no runs.
- Aug 10, 2015
I get it we all find ourselves in a bind at times but I am going to toss this question out there because it will show how useful these techniques are (please note i am not trying to bash or prove you wrong the idea made me laugh so i am asking)
I am far far more likely to have rolling papers in the vicinity, even if they are for purchase at the closest gas station, then a bible that i can remove pages in. How many people are in the same situation where literally buying papers would be easier and quicker then finding a bible?
We all know what its like to run out of rolling papers, and for those of us that prefer joints, that can really suck. Well I've been smoking for a while…
Stoner Definitely Going To Hell After Rolling Spliff With Page From Bible
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A stoner in Denver, Colorado, has resigned himself to an eternity in the fiery pits of Hell after rolling a joint using a page from The Bible.
Tommy Kearns claimed he entered the “perfect storm of sobriety”, after simultaneously running out of smoking papers and pipe gauzes, where he was forced to make the most out of the resources at his disposal to “blaze a doobie”.
“I don’t know what happened man. Usually I’m really careful about not running out of papers, I almost always have a back up pack somewhere in reserve but I’ve been hitting the weed pretty heavily recently so I guess I just forgot to restock,” explained Kearns earlier today. “Then I went to hit my bong and realized I had no gauzes left. It was like hearing the horsemen of the apocalypse. I actually thought I wasn’t going to be able to get high.”
“I was looking everywhere for something to smoke with but there was nothing, I thought I was going to have a panic attack and then I seen The Bible, sitting there unused like a present from god,” continued Kearns, who claims to have once rolled a sixty two skinner spliff. “I know it’s morally wrong and I’ll probably end up in Hell for doing it, but I just couldn’t help myself. I rolled a spliff with a page from The Bible.”
“The paper was just perfect, nice and light and with a good grip it didn’t even unravel,” he claimed. “I didn’t want to smoke any scripture so I used one of the blank pages towards the back, it was literally one of the nicest spliffs I’ve ever smoked.”
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“I promised myself I’d only do it once but that only lasted for about an hour,” admitted the stoner. “At this stage I’ve gone through all the blank pages and about a third of Genesis. I just don’t think there’s any point going all the way to the store for a pack of papers when I’ve got The Bible gathering dust here. I’m actually doing my bit for the planet by conserving paper and keeping my carbon footprint down by cutting out needless trips in the car.”
According to sources within Mr. Kearns’s converted attic bedroom, the stoner later found an unopened pack of gauzes which he used in his bong, however, he continued his current blasphemous trend by filling the bong with holy-water to save himself having to make the journey down two flights of stairs to fill it at the kitchen sink.
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