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Kermit The Frog On Weed

Weird Al Yankovic

Hello, Kermit The Frog here
And welcome to Sensamere Street
I’d like to tell you what today’s letter is
But I am really f**ked up!

Hey, hey Big Bird
Do you know what today’s letter is?
Sure Kermit! Today’s letter is. Joint
Urrr. Big Bird, joint is not a letter
It is a word
Sorry kids! Todays letter is three!
Umm. Big Bird, three is a number
Exactly! the number three
Which is how many joints I’ve smoked today
Kermit. are ya with me?
mmm. God Im stoned. Me too!
[Starts laughing]
[Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on!
Uh, thank you Elmo, um
How about we say our ABC’s Big Bird?
O. K
A. B. C. D. E. F. uh G
Q. K. C. R. C. F
I forgot what we were doing Kramit!
Did you just call umm me Kramit?
Yes I did
Mmm Kramit The Frog here
[Starts giggling]
Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today
Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by
The uhh. letter.
Bong
And the number.
God you’re messed up
F**k you, the number f**k you
Bye bye
Bye bye kids

Weird Al Yankovic – Kermit The Frog On Weed (Letra e música para ouvir) – Hello, Kermit The Frog here / And welcome to Sensamere Street / I'd like to tell you what today's letter is / But I am really f**ked up / Hey, hey Big Bird

KERMIT THE FROG WITH TWO SAMURAI SWORDS ‘ SMOKING A BLUNT’

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