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Paultoombes
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  • Aug 10, 2015
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  • We all know what its like to run out of rolling papers, and for those of us that prefer joints, that can really suck.

    Well I’ve been smoking for a while, and I’ve learned to roll a mean joint. I’ve rolled from regular papers to coffee filters, and i’ve learned that in a pinch, bible paper is closest to rolling papers.

    Why? because most bible paper is rolling paper (technically speaking). Usually its rice or hemp paper, but sometimes its wood paper. But it’s typically thin.

    So heres what you do: Take a bible (or any suitable replacement) cut out a blank part in the size of your preferred rolling paper, and fold down the middle. Take a toothpick or similar and stick it in a bottle of honey (i’ve also had success with the glue strips on envelopes, lick them and rub them on to the paper and when it dries you have a seal just like a rolling paper) then lightly and evenly smear a line on one of the long edges, this is your glue strip.

    Add your herb and optional roach, and roll as normal. If the honey has dried you can lick it like a glue strip (and enjoy a nice taste), otherwise just roll up and it will hold. The thinner the paper the better the hold.

    If im smoking the joint myself I’ll usually lick the entire joint until it’s suitably damp, then bake it with my lighter.

    The experience and taste is typically no different than any other bleached rolling paper. And as long as you roll tight and distributed the weed evenly, it should burn nice and even (and slow) with no runs.

    szuko000
    Bluelight Crew
    • Aug 10, 2015
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  • I get it we all find ourselves in a bind at times but I am going to toss this question out there because it will show how useful these techniques are (please note i am not trying to bash or prove you wrong the idea made me laugh so i am asking)

    I am far far more likely to have rolling papers in the vicinity, even if they are for purchase at the closest gas station, then a bible that i can remove pages in. How many people are in the same situation where literally buying papers would be easier and quicker then finding a bible?

    We all know what its like to run out of rolling papers, and for those of us that prefer joints, that can really suck. Well I've been smoking for a while…

    How to roll a blunt with bible paper

    Haha ya dude ive done that.. never thought of it that way lol

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    Its like you start smoking it, and a huge ass lighting bolts strikes your ass. Haha.

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    Does it count as a blunt if its not rolled in a blunt? I think its a bible joint. just saying
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    I hate when people don’t know the difference between a j & a blunt..its just one of those things with me..no offence,its all love bro 🙂
    But yeah,Idk if you’re trying to diss the bible but you might as well do it right..roll a j with real papers,light the bible on fire,light the j with it & piss on it to put it out..

    Can you say burn? Lmao

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    wow that’s hilarious you should do stand up

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    You should make a cross joint out of pages from the bible 🙂
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    That seems unnecessary and a little immature. To each his own, but people should show respect for all religions, even if you don’t believe. Seems similar to that ignorant guy that wants to burn the Qur’an, be respectful.

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    My friend did that too when we ran out of papers, it burned red if i remember correctly. But anyways, its the red words that fuck you up.

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    dude, is it even safe to smoke the pages that have ink words on them?

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    holy blunt?
    i didnt know your bible was made out of tobacco leaves

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    It’s bluntsphemy. Awesome.

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    Not cool! I will NEVA do that shit. It jus seems wrong. God put weed here for us an to say thank you we rip apart his book. hmmm ill pass

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    Not-fag. good looking out 🙂

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    I’ve done this. But I’m pretty sure we used the page that had a cool verse on it. I think it was “ashes to ashes, dust to dust”. Ok, now that I think of it, maybe that one didn’t come from the bible. But I’ve still smoked a bible joint nonetheless. Lol. 🙂

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    why else would they make that bible paper so thin, just like a rolling paper. plus they always have a few blank pages at the end and sometimes at the beginning, if you’re not into burning the words. lol. it was meant to be.
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    That’s disgusting. Not because you’re disrespecting a religion (which I couldn’t give two shuts about) but the ink and the fact that the paper is nasty.

    “Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he came in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”

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    i did this. made me so sad to smoke out of the bible but i was in a pinch.
    enjoying every toke

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    No sir. That would be holy smoke! ahaha! you see what I did there?

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    i do tht all the time and nvr thought bout it tht way lol but my baby mama ses tht it jus makes u a terrible person but hey atleast it gets u high

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    i only use the blank papers in the back cuz then it wuldnt b tht bad

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    i used to just find a really cool verse and then just rip out the whole page and use that page through the week. xD i have a pipe now, but that was cool.

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    ive done thatt 🙂 , but i roll joints with bible paper , i tried to smoke it with my friend but she was like i dont wanna go to hell .

    So, my friend and I rolled a blunt in bible paper…and I turned to him and was like: "does the fact that it’s a bible paper make it a holy blunt?"