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How High: The 30 Best Bong Names Of All Time

There is nothing better than a freshly packed bong on a hot summer’s day. Well maybe someВ barbecue and boobs, but that’s another story. Why smoke blunt after blunt when you could just take a couple of rips from the binger and be Gucci for the entire day? They’re cost-effective, mind-altering and powerful — that’s why it’s important to exhibit the utmost reverence whenever using them.

The bong’s strength is not to be taken lightly. So many times have we seen people go in, thinking that you can pull one clean, and leave coughing their face off in pure delightful misery. Don’t underestimate the bong!

Over time, these things become much more than just another smoking device, but rather an extension of yourself and pretty much as valuable as a pet or family member. You take care of them like your first-born, so it only makes sense that we give these bad boys a name! Right?

It’s the least we can do for this magical device that brings such joy into our lives. But don’t just settle for any corny name that people wouldn’t truly appreciate and think about every damn time before they took a hit. Give your friends something to talk about and build the legend around your bong.

Test your stoner intuition and get creative with it. That’s what we did. These are the 30 best bong names of all time. Feel free to leave us some of your favorite bong names below. Enjoy!

There is nothing better than a freshly packed bong on a hot summer’s day. Well maybe someВ barbecue and boobs, but that’s another story. Why smoke blunt after blunt when you could just take a couple of rips from the binger and be Gucci for the entire…

Best Names for Bowls/Pieces

Mike Tyson. One hit and your knocked the fuck out.

Some kid in my brothers grade back in senior year of highschool had a bong names Mike Tyson. Back in like 03. when most you little NS kids were in middle school or elementary school.

Name 100% depends on the bowl. Must really fit the piece.

First off you just smoked for the first time 2 months ago. Second your pipes were probably purchased from the fucking citgo station. Buy some real fucking art glass, smoke a little more, and then think of a real name.

Threaded thread thread /thread.

got a medicali steamroller named cherry garcia (cherries well) aka melky carbrera (milllllky hits)

have seen a nice frosted bong named abongable snowman

My friend has a tripple perc, gilled downstem, glass on glass bony that’s just small enough to smoke yourself. – -typical, I kniw, but its nice– We call it Sampson because its always fun to talk to him.

My other friend has a straight tube, kinda like a steamroller, glass on glass of course, and we call it a bong.

My friend has a wooden piece he made himself like 5 years ago that we call Fizgig. Fizgig is some hairy ball from ‘The Dark Crystal’ and at that time, we we’re calling any ghetto rigged item we made a fizgig.

My freshman year dormroom lightbulb cape was dubbed Incredibulb.

We call blunts sticks cus i had a game rolled up in my ear as i was going out to smoke. Girl asked “Is that a stick?” in a typical dumb girl voice. It has stuck with me since then.

What are the best names for bowls and bongs and shit?Right now i just got a greenish bowl named Buzz Lightyear